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Gift Coma

A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.
Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.
by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009
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coma toke

(noun) Coma Toke is often known as a mix of tobacco and marijuana, usually at a 50-50 ratio, for the purpose of smoking. Although this mix of tobacco and marijuana is said to have a head-rush/euphoric effect for some, it's a good way to completely ruin perfectly good marijuana.

(verb) To Coma Toke is the act of smoking a mix of tobacco and marijuana (aka coma toke), usually at a 50-50 ratio.
Jaime: Rob, do you want to take some coma tokes?

Rob: Sure, I guess I could try it... *cough, cough gag, gag* Oh! That shit sucks!

Jaime: You suck!
by TheLordofHazard April 12, 2010
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Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.
Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester
by MatchMaker April 24, 2013
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It’s either pussy or the commas

Post Malone lyric - Go Flex. What you say when you’re cheesed about some shit
I swear they ain’t have time for women on the come up, it’s either pussy or the commas
by Shizzy-D December 10, 2018
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comms girls

Am I the only one finding the current definitions a teensy unhelpful? I actually like Art and Technology, so... eat that! .... eh.
If comms girls aren`t a British thing, I won`t know about 'em >.>
by Tabby the Nutter March 22, 2008
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Commo

When your intestines rumble so bad your entire body shakes, forcing you to run to the head sharting yourself on the way down. After dropping half the load on yourself you hover over the toilet and explosive diarrhea all over the seat...only to find a grande latte mocha looking shit with extra whipped cream because a guy came in your ass the night before. Enlarged hemorrhoids shortly follow.
Dude 1 "Last night's party was insane!"

Dude 2 "It was silly insane, this morning i took a huge Commo in the dude's house, hope he has a maid!"
by Strick9 January 20, 2009
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Compà

Vernacular contraction for "compare" meaning mate, from Pescara and Neaple's dialect. Used when having funny conversations, jokes, or when you get pissed . Otherwise, not that much used in common speaking.
"Compà l' altra sera si so' sfasciati di brutto!"
"Aye mate yesterday nite they to'lly got baked !"

"N'gulo compa', stai a vede?"
"Hell, you seeing, mah nigga ?
by Pescarese May 25, 2014
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