Cock Nazi

1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.

Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!

by TheOneThatKnowsTheAnswer May 15, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

You go Glenn Coco!

From the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.
When Damian is passing out candy canes, he says, "Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh...'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?"

People quote it today when they feel like something you did is to be proud of. Weather they are being serious or sarcastic is for you to determine.

You: "I aced my Calculus test!"
Them: "You go Glenn Coco!"

by RyannAlexandra October 3, 2008

put some balls behind that cock

try a little harder; give something a good effort; put a little muscle into it

(Nerd shoots a free throw and airballs.)

Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."

by LouX September 24, 2009

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

cockbuzzard

An old woman who is dressed up, wearing lots of makeup, and typically hangs out in bars. She is usually desperate for attention and thinks that she is still hot. She sits and waits for cock. Beware...these ancient birds frequently travel in packs and are extremely horny and willing to do whatever it takes to get cock.

The bar was full of "cockbuzzards" so a made a break for the door.

by Stephen Hinkis May 2, 2006

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008