arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006

chubba chops

A cute girl who regresses back to childlike qualities such as baby babble and baby like talk

chubba chops wants her sockies, and a kissy!

by hana529 June 19, 2011

Chinese Chopstick

to have two dicks in a vagina at once, pressing them in.

i did a Chinese Chopstick with ur mom last night
Nice!

by Emil69master August 18, 2016

Cunt chops

Some one who has to much to say

"God that Donald trump is a right cunt chops"

"Oi cunt chops pass the ball"

by Bradley bear Mma July 23, 2017

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Butt Chops

Fat, gluteus butt cheeks that make a man want to slither his cock into them and fuck ‘‘em hard til he cums.

Man, she had them butt chops made me fuck her hard. Creamed those fuckers til they looked like two cinnamon rolls!!

by Jixi999 March 23, 2023