choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 6, 2004

Choad

a rare medical condition where the gerth of a pennis exceeds the length

look in between you`re legs CHOAD BOY

by dan cliff November 17, 2004

choad

What comes outta your penis when you cum

Get a load of that choad!

by One eyed monkey juice December 28, 2005

Choa

A student that regularly negates everything his/her teacher is teaching. Can sometimes be very annoying to the teacher and satisfying to his/her fellow students.

Hey, Reymart! Don't be such a choa man! Give our teacher a break!

by Bionamer September 2, 2009

Choadissimo

Closely related to a Choad ( a penis that is wider than it is long)
A Choadissimo is a person who personifies a Choad.

Jack, Ryan says you's a choadissimo.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006