Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021

Chimpanzees at nighttime

Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.

Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.

by The King Evan October 1, 2021

Chimduziem

God continues to direct my steps

Chimduziem is good

by Rich_boyy🤑🤑 November 21, 2021

Chimbuchi

It means my God is God, mostly used by the Igbo tribe in Nigeria

My name is Chimbuchi

by Cine✨101 November 21, 2021

Chimpmeister

Noun. A person who shorts the bag and/or weighs the bag and the twisty tie. Aka shyster

Drugsy shorted my bag again. He’s such a chimpmeister

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021