child bags

balls.
as in male genitals

Hey girl. Wanna step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 02, 2021

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 09, 2004

child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.

Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp

by ladybug09 December 05, 2013

child-in-law

gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys

Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!

by crazgirl October 25, 2020

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner November 11, 2015

Yeet The Child

Yeet the child is a type of meme.

I'm depressed, I'll look at Yeet the Child memes.

by Dab5terDUDE November 21, 2021

Child Molestor

A sick fuck that likes to have sex with little kids!

All rapist and molestors should burn in hell and get their head chopped off haha.

Nick: Hey Sally! Wanna okay a quick game in my room?

Sally: Sure! What’s it’s about?

Nick: well… it has simple rules. All you have to do is keep you’re clothes off ;)

Sally: Uhm… okay :)

As you can see Nick is a fucking Child Molestor <3

by hajjagain? January 29, 2022