caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

caroling danker

A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.

Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.

by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.

Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.

by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017

Carlinaitis

When someone uses cornflour instead of bicarbonate soda to get the smell out of carpet.

Hi, my bf just spewed on the carpet, go get the cornflour. Mate, do you have carlinaitis??

C: “Excuse me, didn’t you know bicarbonate soda and cornflour are interchangeable.” M: “ma’am only one who suffers from carlinaitis would think such garbage”

by Jr_oohaha December 17, 2017

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018