candi

Noun: street name for Ecstacy.

yo - meet me at the club tonight... i'll bring the candi, you bring the girls.

by commonalias May 11, 2007

Candice

Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.

Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.

by Tommy R. September 26, 2007

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

crotch cannibal

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.

That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.

by Voltaire Malaise December 30, 2003

candidate

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P

See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.

by the Marz June 29, 2006

cannitarian

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people

that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.

by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007

Vulvovaginal Candidiasis

This is commonly called a "yeast" infection.
It is usually caused by Candidia albicans which is a fungus normally found in small amounts in the vagina.
The most common symptoms of a yeast infection are itching and burning of the vulva, which sometimes results in redness and swelling of this area, making sex and urination painful. Vaginal discharge from yeast is sometimes described as "cottage cheese-like" because of its white and lumpy texture. There may be a "yeasty" odor.

Man, that chick I did last week had Vulvovaginal Candidiasis so bad... it looked like she was baking a loaf of bread! But, I ate it anyway!

by iocane November 10, 2008