Calculus

Calculus is awesome!

The limit as all y'all approach Calculus is equal to infinity, according to L'Hopital's Rule.

All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.

Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.

CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!

by Stealth January 22, 2005

Callum

A pathetic, useless, waste of space. Dislikes himself, hated by others.

You are such a Callum.

by Solardragon August 15, 2017

Callum

A lying sneaking backstabbing dog kicker who is probably also very gay.

Kid 1: Hey is that Callum?
Kid 2: Yeah u can see that he just kicked a dog and he’s also covered in another man’s jizz.
Callum: I’m gonna go kick your dog and make out with your dad

by Puppykicker2018 November 28, 2018

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013

calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

Callum

A guy who always tells brees that are ‘cute’

Callum : oh hey bree! You’re cute

Bree: no I’m not stfu

by bbbbbrrriiiiii November 2, 2019

Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.

“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019