Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
Get the Crash Dummymug. A guy who’s crazy good at basketball. Typically used when you see someone hit a crazy move, but can also be used when talking about someone who’s hella tuff at basketball.
by certifiedbucket03 April 4, 2025
Get the Crashmug. Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
Get the bird crashed into my windowmug. Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the crash course bitchmug. (verb) To get enraged to the point of losing control of your actions, followed by a down period of low energy and mood.
(noun) A freak-out resulting from uncontrollable anger.
(noun) A freak-out resulting from uncontrollable anger.
by maniacalcarnee September 29, 2025
Get the Crash outmug. by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
Get the Crash slammingmug. by anonymous May 29, 2024
Get the Crash outmug.