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Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
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Crash

A guy who’s crazy good at basketball. Typically used when you see someone hit a crazy move, but can also be used when talking about someone who’s hella tuff at basketball.
Dayummm, that move was tuff. He’s definitely a Crash.”

“Oh him, yeah he’s such a crash.”
by certifiedbucket03 April 4, 2025
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.
mugGet the crash course bitchmug.

Crash out

(verb) To get enraged to the point of losing control of your actions, followed by a down period of low energy and mood.

(noun) A freak-out resulting from uncontrollable anger.
If things keep going as bad as they've been going, I might just crash out.
by maniacalcarnee September 29, 2025
mugGet the Crash outmug.

Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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Crash out

"Bazinga! Zoe has had a massive crash out"
by anonymous May 29, 2024
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