Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 30, 2022

Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.

Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!

by Fuck yes May 21, 2015

.9.Wait A Couple Zecondz.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Couple heads here for you

I don't know the definition that's why I'm asking you

Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?

by anonymous December 29, 2021

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023