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Bartholomew Cubbins

Bartholomew Cubbins is an imaginary character created by Jared Leto (actor/singer/guitarist) Bartholomew Cubbins directs all the new 30 Seconds To Mars's music videos, he directed The Kill & From Yesterday and he's in the process of directing the, Beautiful Lie music video now.

.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!
Guy #1 WHOA! I heard From Yesterday was the most expensive music video ever!!!! It was sooo cool with all the fireworks and Samurai's, crazy!!!

Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.
by Timmy Leto January 11, 2009
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Birthday

Nine months after your momma did something nasty and have birth to an annoying baby.
by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019
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bartha

(adjective) Of or in accord with the latest look or fashion of the young gay urban male elite
Oh my, he is looking incredibly bartha tonight.
by nate March 23, 2005
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A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.
Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!
by Donna Jacobs October 30, 2007
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iLL SinCe BiRth

1.The act of being fresh to death,fly as a bird,kool as a fan, or any variation of the three.
2. Entertainment Group from Long Beach, CAlifornia "iLL Since Birth Ent." est. 2007 founded by KL33n KiNg aka DouBLe K.
homie 1. Mayuun ive been ill since birth they cant faze me..
homie 2. yeah dats true..u do stay kool as a fan...
by illsincebirth October 5, 2009
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giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.
"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."
by tommm May 16, 2005
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worst birthday ever

a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)
'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'
by lea-unitt. July 13, 2007
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