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new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.
Redheads ... they're the new blondes.
by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010
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blonde moment

Any woman after good sex.
by Nitro October 20, 2003
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blonde moment

sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.
I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!
by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021
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Sewage blond

A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.
Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair

Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.

*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*

Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!
by jakeyoh mylord ya April 4, 2010
mugGet the Sewage blondmug.

blonde moment

blonde moment: Rachel just told me I dont need to marry to a Blonde to get a blonde baby~ all babies are blonde~ is that true???
by kiddomk November 17, 2010
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blond-ho

Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
'Sure as hell would like to tap that blond-ho at the end of the bar, she looks like a swallower.
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
mugGet the blond-homug.

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