Blenderino

When you get wasted on tropical drinks.

Fuck, I had like 20 mai tai's last night and got totally blenderino-ed.

by AAJMG July 9, 2016

Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

by lulululz May 23, 2016

bleanda

She is someone who is NEVER sacrificed but really NEVER and if she sacrifices herself then only with things that are not bad!

teacher : who wants to start first?

bleanda, friend A or friend I?
bleanda; ....
friend A ; uhm..
friend I ; uhm...
bleanda ; ... *says nothing*
..3 hours later..
*Bleanda still says nothing and has headed her head*
friend A ; okaaaay i start😒

by savage💦 January 2, 2017

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

Blender Whore

A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.

Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"

by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Blegon

To receive oral sex while building a LEGO set.

I got the best blegon last night while building my new LEGO set!

My new Legos arrived in the mail, hopefully I can score a blegon this weekend.

by BigMike84 July 8, 2017