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Bibleist

A bibleist is what most "Christian fundamentalists" actually are. Instead of following Christ's teachings of peace and love, they instead subscribe themselves to a literal interpretation of the human-written Bible, Old Testament and all. These are the people who say to persecute gays and repress women because "the Bible said so", and those that spit on science because it is "against God".

Unfortunately, many otherwise-rational people make the mistake of lumping Christians in with these assholes, conflating worship of Jesus with the Taliban ways of the Old Testament.

Be informed, and know the difference between Christianity and Bibleism.
A true Christian fundamentalist preaches love and mercy.
A fundamentalist Bibleist preaches hate and retribution.
by A discontent citizen January 17, 2018
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Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
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Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.
by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011
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The Holy Bible

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
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The Holey Bible

A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.
No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.
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