Blumpkin

Its when a #A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?"
Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?"
Chick-" Ugh never mind"
Guy-"Damn!"

by NiXONs Bak July 28, 2009

blumpkin pie

A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.

Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.

"That bitch just loves to eat blumpkin pie."

by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005

blumpkin

The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.

1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!

(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)

by Helen Leichner August 3, 2009

Brother Blumpkin Pie

While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face

brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater

Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE

by btown4life from June 19, 2006

blumpkin

To receive fellatio while defecating.

When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

by snikt April 27, 2008

Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

by John Butz August 19, 2004

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin

by §nake January 13, 2010