Weird Beard

That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!

You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!

by Meg September 12, 2003

Beard Rock

A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.

Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?

Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!

Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.

by bennedictus February 28, 2010

bearded taco

A hairy-ass pussy.

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

by Al Sharpton's chapped asshole March 14, 2003

Comb Yo Beard

Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.

Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.

by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006

fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

by Bad Ass Troll May 30, 2006

Beard Hickey

Noun - The result of a making out with a bearded person. A beard hickey is a red, dry, scratched up chin or jaw/jaw-line that is caused by the rubbing up of a bearded face with the rubbing up of a non-bearded face. For treatment, apply moisturizer to the affected area 6-10 times a day for 4-10 weeks, or as needed.

After the movie make-out, a beard hickey claimed the chin of my smooth skinned lady friend.

by Joe Alterman January 5, 2009