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Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
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raping the bar

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol
raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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Bar Heroes

The dudes who buff out together during the day at the local municipal "fitness" park, with only the steel bars to practice on, but can also enjoy a delightful night at the pub with the lads.
Pfft look at Dany, he's like one of them Bar Heroes ...
by Daze'd December 26, 2019
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Elf Bar

Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.

Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
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noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun
Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar
by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017
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knee bar

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.
Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!
by Ondra February 5, 2018
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Lunch Bar

When a gay guy pulls his dick out of his partner's butt and it looks like it's covered in chocolate and peanuts.
Claudio was shocked at how much of a lunch bar Cal's ass had made his dick
by Urban Dix December 16, 2019
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