The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
by Saetern May 30, 2018
Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)
Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 12, 2011
by Only2cm January 01, 2019
Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
“2+2 before”- Little Johnny
The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.
Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
by La Garabato November 21, 2016