bear claw

when you reach into a bag of Lommy Chowder (Molly) with your hand in the shape of a claw and proceed to put your hand in your mouth, the way a bear presumably eats.

Yo dawg, I found our friend Molly! Aren't you stoked? You should do a bear claw.

by kslay not from the bay October 18, 2012

bear clawing

the disturbing act of scratching the inside of the vagina or ass during fisting

this crazy girl came up to me last night and asked me to bear claw her

by schmuckman January 7, 2005

Bear-hug Blast

A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.

"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"

"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."

"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."

by Gleaven May 15, 2014

Bear Grylls

A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.

"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"

by BranchPillar March 4, 2009

Bear Strangler

an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey

Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler

by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010

bear guts

slang for verga... which means penis in espanol.. used in down low situations

aye girl, play with my bear guts.

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010