autism mode

when a high functioning autistic throws a tantrum (screaming, crying, etc.) and looks like a low functioning autistic.

If you don't leave me alone I will be in autism mode.

Stop chewing gum, my child will go in autism mode.

My husband/wife was in autism mode yesterday.

by autism mode June 11, 2015

piss artist

1. someone who"pisses" about(a time waster)
2.an unstable drunk
3.an artist that engages in unusual art forms(performance/abstract art)

stop messing about you piss artist!

by Ryan Cairns September 18, 2003

piss artist

1. A drunkard
2. Someone who messes about
3. Alternative Artist, prefers to make art made up of snow and various liquids

"Piccaso was not a bad piss artist"

by Otaku February 6, 2003

Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.

"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."

by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014

Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

hype artist

Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.

Nigeria is a hype artist, but she doesn't ever know what she's talking about.

by bizbestie May 29, 2016

swag artist

swag artist- Being good at what you do, wheather drawing, writing, singing, dance,smoking weed, just make sure u doing it to your best ability. :

Ex:Michymich & Markymark are swag artist. :
Beyonce, Rihhana, Bob Marley and Obama are swag artist. They do what they do with mucho swagger....lol :

by poeticflorist May 18, 2009