Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

assisted masturbation

The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.

Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!

by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016

Assassins creed valhalla

The newest assassins creed game

Idc about assassins creed valhalla

by Eeeeeeeeeeahhghhhhhhhhhhhhhheh April 7, 2021

assassination coordinates

Bond billionaire speak for I’m a complete clown ass douchebag.

"They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service" Elon Musk

by awnch December 15, 2022

turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands

dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.

by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009

fat asses

The Vista Audit Team

when all you do is work and eat you are a fat asses

by URADIK December 15, 2008

guns n' asses

derogatory name for the police.

guns n' asses shot a guy last night.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009