A sweetheart who is generous and kind. He is a hard worker who volunteers. He’s shy, got a dad bod, and a dirty mind. He is good to his family and friends. He loves football, wine, and progressive rock.
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Get the Alana mug.An extremely hot guy with a 10 inch penis. He is a great guy but can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends. A real ladies man and a amazing athlete. A true sportsman in all sports. Usually the type of guy that gets all the girls.
"seen Alan lately? I really want him."
"no but I want him as well."
"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"
"no but I want him as well."
"Oh well I guess there won't be Alan tonight for both of us"
by AW11/Wootowoodo October 14, 2015
Get the Alan mug.The coolest person you'll ever meet. Likes Quentin Tarantino movies, and can fine special meanings in all. He also likes Sci-Fi weird movies. Can draw and paint like no other, (seriously he's going to draw the next "Creation of Adam"), he likes Frank Ocean a lot because he likes the meaning he has to his songs and how he's so different. He's really smart, like really smart, (I'm talking Einstein smart), he's witty and sarcastic. He's handsome (seriously have you seen this dude smile?)and his check bones? (Hates to refer to them as such) but wow. And above all he's kind. I think he wants to be more not knowing he's pretty much the best. You're the best.
Hey Alan, what other cool movies do you suggest?
What are you going to paint next Alan? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Be like Alan, he's great.
What are you going to paint next Alan? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Be like Alan, he's great.
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Get the advandog mug.To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
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