Alexander B

A kid with a massive fucking cock. I’m not even joking. HUGE ASF. I wanna suck him off, but he lives across the country. Anyway, did I mention that he has a nice dick? He’s so fucking hot man, I wanna be railed by him mmmmm cock

Alexander B has massive ballsacks bro

by Pussylipslollol August 04, 2021

alexander lossman

a alexander lossman is a wild man. they say he has a big forehead but that is because of the smartness he screams very loud and spits on u . he also is hiogh on tea and lean and calles himself cracker pot man.

dont act like a alexander lossmann u silly peace of shit

by brad michaelovitch November 07, 2017

Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".

Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander

by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Alexander syndrome

You worked with a colleague for a while and changed position. But you can't accept to stop communication with them.

Oh he keeps talking about his ex colleague he must have Alexander syndrome

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Alexander M "doing an alexander M"

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"

by shadowdagger3000 September 06, 2021

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023