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sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
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Beautiful girl who is not sure what she wants in life but she knows where she is going. She isnt noticed as much as she should be,but she doesnt care because soon her prince charming will come riding in from the sunset. She is the best kind of friend to have and her smile brightens the room. If you have a seleste, treat her the best you can
Seleste Beauty with big brown eyes

Subway sexists 

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”