American Intelligence

Australian term used to define someone who is seen as stupid or lacks Common Sense.

Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."

Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."

by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019

American bottle

basically a game of american football but using a plastic bottle and usually a lot rougher

dude 1: dude i wanna play some american football
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!

by Krips June 29, 2008

American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.

American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011

American TikTokers

People well known for not following COVID-19 guidelines. People who believe that if they have a blue tick next to their username that it means they are immune to COVID-19. They tend to hang around in large groups, party and lots more. They also tend to not wear masks or social distance, yk... considering they are all from different households unless they are sharing a house. (hype house *ahem*) Anyway, THEY ALSO LIKE TO VAPE UNDERAGED!!

Person: I am gonna join TikTok!
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/

by Pog2024 January 27, 2021

American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023