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Truck Mafia

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"
Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?
by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016
mugGet the Truck Mafiamug.

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020
mugGet the Truck Mufflingmug.

Truck Liquor

A bottle of liquor intended for drinking straight while riding around in an automobile, typically a pick up truck more than likely on a dirt road. Truck Liquor is generally consumed at night after many other beverages have been consumed.
Everything was going alright until they decided to go for a ride around the farm and got into the truck liquor.
by jnccr October 8, 2010
mugGet the Truck Liquormug.

Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.
Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!
by Matthew678 May 8, 2019
mugGet the Truck offmug.

Brody's truck

The epitome of a teenage boy's perfect truck. Beat to hell, and clapped out. It has that good ol' 7.3 Powerstroke. Something you know is a POS but you love it anyway.
Did you see Brody's truck? Yea. Maybe he's compensating for something.
by bigrig73606467 May 2, 2019
mugGet the Brody's truckmug.

tomato truck

The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!
by Teresa McLeod November 11, 2007
mugGet the tomato truckmug.

Donkey Truck

Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,

When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.

A common fool.

A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.

(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
mugGet the Donkey Truckmug.

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