Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 03, 2015

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.

I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.

by craftymeanbastard October 07, 2010

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 January 29, 2018

Bass hair

The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.

Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.

I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.

OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!

by Whatwhat34341 January 01, 2013

Kwesi hair

Hair that is barely visible but still exists

John got a Kwesi haircut

by callmekwesi January 22, 2022

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 07, 2011