A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010
Get the Dumpster Douchemug. Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.
Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011
Get the Dictionary Douchemug. a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".
"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!
"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
Get the dino douchemug. someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.
Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
by bithyrun November 18, 2010
Get the Douche Pussymug. The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 28, 2009
Get the Douche McAllistermug. One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011
Get the Douche Punchermug. A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."
Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."
Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."
Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
by feetoid November 17, 2014
Get the douche-housemug.