slav massage

Beating someone across the back with a crowbar, pipe or other hard object

Igor gone done messed up so I gave him a slav massage

by The Ukrainian Mob November 13, 2018

slav king

A pretty lit boi

He is a real Slav King

by Untermensch Slayer February 16, 2018

Western Slav

Someone from the western world who thinks they’re Slavic because they said comrade once abs wear Adidas.
Generally the only Russian words they know are:
Cyka Blyat
Privyet
Comrade
Kurwa
Also they see all Slavs as Russian

Tommy: Privyet Comrade we will work for glorious motherland

Richard: Shut up Western Slav

by Imagine reading this February 09, 2021

Mad Slav

A smexy tiktok editor that deserves all da chicks

Dude:O shit is that mad slav?

Me:yeah dat smexy editor

by Therealalphamale March 10, 2020

Slav

A man who drinks vodka AnD sTaRrtS To gEt DrUnK
IGOR IS BAD
BABUSHKA IS BEST
HARDBASS IS BES MSIC
CS IS BEST GEYM

R u slav or not
--a random slavic man-- IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT

by ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 05, 2018

slav king

a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.

that gopnik is a slav king

by kvassmaster November 29, 2017

Slav Mematics

The act of turning something into a Russian meme. If you Slav Mematize something, it would normally include guns, vodka, or some deadass looking guy.

“He just committed Slav Mematics to a horse with testicular cancer! Now that bitch have some real brass balls...”

by [INSERT A NAME CUZ IM LAZY AF] March 05, 2020