zorch

the act of pomping

i need a zorch
sex fucking getting your freak on

by legend69 October 20, 2008

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zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

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The term "zorched," while commonly attributed to skate culture, was actually conceived by Robert "DJ Robo Slice" Lofberg in the summer of 2011 following a period of extreme bullying by middle schoolers. It is used to describe a feeling of extreme fatigue and resulting in emotional instability. Some artists feel that attaining a level of "zorched-ness" can help their creative process, expanding their mind in pursuit of achieving a higher level of inspiration.

Despite the insistence by a one Brendan Welsh as being the true catalyst behind the term's creation, his sad and persistent pleas to be recognized for the term have merely rendered him a "poser". He was last seen bemoaning his fall from grace while wearing salmon-colored shorts and a pink Vineyard Vines polo.

"Brah, I feel so zorched right now."

by skaterboi3 June 12, 2018

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Zorchathon

A contest that measure who can get the most zorched. The first contest--created by American writer/skateboarder, Travis Knight--took place in Washington State--in the Olympic National Forest--where American Skateboarder, Two Hawks Young, stole the gold for the very first Zorchathon.

We have officially announced that Two Hawks Young is the victor in this year's Zorchathon

by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018

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