The Zoom

Arch Enemy of Nikolai Fraiture, the zoom has been holding a grudge against Fraiture for as long as anyone can remember after he was brutally defeated by him. A song was even created in honor of the zoom after Nikolai broke him in January of 2010.

Nikolai broke the zoom...
Ooooh yeaaheaheaaah!

by Enter Romero January 24, 2012

Zoom Fatigue

Sore buttocks and slight throbbing of head from staring at everyone in their pajamas while participating in meeting after meeting in your dining room due to social distancing due to COVID-19.

Russell and I shared virtually shared a glass of the bubbly to make it through our Zoom Fatigue today!

by conferencewifeofmany March 26, 2020

Zoom Service

When you are on a zoom call for work and someone in your house brings you food or beverages.

I was on a zoom call this morning and my son delivered me breakfast. I ordered off of the zoom service menu.

by local8 August 7, 2020

Zoom

Adjective
Verb

When you suddenly move quickly from one point to another
It comes from the sound that comes from the sudden movement (ex. F1 cars)

But also because when you zoom in and out of an image you quickly go from a small detail suddenly to a bigger image

gGuy: Lesss gooo my guy
ggGuy: Chill Neega, we still got time

gGuy: we've got ten minutes to get there
ggGuy: Oh shoot, Get in the car, put on your seat belt we gon zoom

by TF'ingBoiHimself August 15, 2020

zoom

probably the worst video platform
also no-one knew it existed until online classes started lmao

''It's called zoom because it's how fast it steals your sanity.''
''What?''

by suz1215 September 11, 2020

Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

DTZ (Down To Zoom)

DTZ is the acronym for ‘Down To Zoom’.

Work has been crazy lately with this pandemic. Alex, Sabrina, Beau, Moussa, Gabriel, Jerique, Haley and Amy are all DTZ (Down To Zoom) but I don’t think I can do one more Zoom conference.

by Woody17 April 10, 2020