Zucchini

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

by Panbu1 May 22, 2011

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

Zucchini

It looks like a long green penis.

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.

by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005

zucchini

1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley

"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."

by Lindina October 14, 2006