zoerdo

combining the words Zoe + Weirdo. Usually a girl called zoe who is very weird and also very horny.

"Hey who's that horny girl over there? She's been humping everyone tonight."
"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."

by Thomas Gibson February 19, 2008

zomger

The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others on partys making them fear or laugh.

I work zomger on children's holidays

by ShTiRLiC October 3, 2007

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

zoner

a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

by poot12 December 28, 2008

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina September 22, 2009

zoner

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012

Zographia

A person (guy or girl) who is obsessed with beards and back showers.

"Dude! She just pulled a Zographia!"

A "back shower" is when you sit in the tub or shower floor and just let the water hit your back.
No soap, no nothing....it's just a back shower.

You can be drunk or sober while doing this. The effect of the back shower is the same either way.

by Tiropita February 3, 2010