zoophile

A absolute piece of garbage human that should rot in the deepest part of hell.

person 1: dad I'm a Zoophile
person 2: and you are a waste of sperm

by Crystal2Gamez March 3, 2022

zoop

(verb) to punch someone's asshole. not to be confused with *fisting* by which you penetrate someone's asshole

I'm gonna zoop you in your asshole!

by jlkamikaze April 21, 2010

zoophobic

What sick fucks who rape animals call people who don't like them. Which is pretty much everyone besides themselves.

The rest of the world: "Hey, maybe DON'T fuck your dog?"
Zoophiles: Is that... common sense I hear? YOU'RE ZOOPHOBIC!

by Afro-Chan January 1, 2022

Zoopitywang

So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie

"What?"

"So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie"

by Mango_Moose April 19, 2017

Zoop

verb
1. when aliens come to take you away

exclamatory particle
1. To express excitement in a less basic manner compared to oh my gosh or yeet

"That alien zooped my ass out of Earth last night!"
"Zoop zoop bitch!"

by uglygodcheese April 25, 2019

Zhoop

A racial slur against Asians; more specifically Indians.

Look at that zhoop dude over there. He probably smells. Zhoopy cunt.

by HannahHatesAsians August 12, 2021

Zoop Doop

A swooping haircut either short or medium on the sides. The pompadour is swooping over the forehead and beyond as in Donald Trump's Zoop Doop.

That Trump has one hell of a Zoop Doop.

by Poi Boy December 12, 2022