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zambonesque 

That floor polisher in the commons is very zambonesque.
zambonesque by The Zamboner February 25, 2009
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A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions
Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?
Zamboni by OccamsRzr April 23, 2020

Zamboner 

A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.
Zamboner by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022

beef zamboni 

When you cum in a girl's mouth, she spits it back onto you, & then wipes it up with her vagina
Lisa is such freak, last night she gave me a beef zamboni
beef zamboni by Sliqjonz March 27, 2015

Salty Zamboni 

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.
Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

Zager Zamboni

The Zager Zamboni is when while having intercourse the male does a line off his partners ass all while on crutches and delivering a heartfelt soliloquy from "Hamlet". Only a real boss can make this happen.
Greg: Yo heard you went to Casa Blanca last night. Was it sick....

Zager: Yeet, it was unreal since I gave her the ol Zager Zamboni after din and playing some 2048 and Bike Race