You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

by voiceofgod February 12, 2006

you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'

douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

knock the hell out of you

A term of violence against another person with intentions of hurting them.

I'm gonna knock the hell out of you!

by Jesus Boy May 17, 2006

HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Being possessed by a demon frog, named hell, in which causes you to be super horny.

guy 1: *raping 92 girls a day* Bro, what is wrong with me?

guy 2: HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

by Tom the cat July 9, 2012

imma milk the hell out of you

1. A phrase used against people who search up stupid stuff like: How to get a girlfriend?
It can be used as a peaceful substitute for Imma beat the shit out of you

Son: *searches how to get a girlfriend*
Dad: imma milk the hell out of you, son!

by KoolPredicter April 26, 2021