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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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Dirty Yoni

The act of having the worlds nastiest cooch.
You do not want to sleep with Kirah I hear she has a Dirty Yoni.
by Xmina June 27, 2020
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Back yoni

That back yoni is a bonus.
by Old saint nip October 21, 2022
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glistening yoni

Noun: Well lubricated female enjoying the sun on her private parts.
“Daaang The sun shining on your yoni really looks amazing- it glistening - may I take a picture?” “Glistening Yoni”
by BJV - SF May 27, 2024
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rounding the yoni

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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yonisise

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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yonit

Yonit means Dove, also a lovely girl of Israel who with beautiful eyes,and lips and she looks amazing when her hair are in fron of her face. <3
she is so much beautiful,she is Yonit
by I am it May 25, 2014
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