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Yesterday's B.O.

When a persons foul-smelling body odour (B.O.) has aquired a stale musk, as if the person has smelled bad for a considerable amount of time and/or hasn't washed for several weeks.
Aw man, this alcoholic stinks like yesterday's B.O. It's making me gag.
by lauren's awesome words May 17, 2011
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Yesterdaysies

Noun: Pertaining to the clothes/outfit you woke up in from the day before, smelling like the night before, and usually, at someone else's home. It could be the sidewalk, frankly. Whatever the reason. Perhaps you find yourself on Mars. Even a full Space X suit that you can wear for fuckn days will eventually simply be, Yesterdaysies. Poetry.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.

It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.
Bradley: Hey man. Don't go out in your Yesterdaysies, I have clothes to fit you.

Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.

So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.

Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?

Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.

Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.
by KeenyKeenz December 14, 2018
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Drop Yesterday’s Lunch

I’ll be right back, gotta drop yesterday’s lunch.
by Dick Onchin November 27, 2020
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I already 'ate it yesterday

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."
I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.
Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!
by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011
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Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.
Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You
by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
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Yesterballs

"Ball sack" of a male dog that has been castrated. ie... "the empty envelope"
Damn, that dogs yesterballs are the biggest I've seen on a pug.
by The Keefer September 5, 2003
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