workplace boner

An erection one receives in the most inappropriate of situations at work.

"Are you excited about this presentation or are you just happy to see me?"

"Sorry, your power point presentation has given me a workplace boner".

by neur0xin July 20, 2010

Workplace Socialite

Someone who only goes to work to socialise.

The department of community services is staffed by workplace socialites.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010

WorkieVerse

A community exposing a drug spurred, doxxing, woman and children threatening person on YouTube.

SquareWorksMedia on YouTube feeds the WorkieVerse daily !

by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022

toxic workplace

When nobody wishes you "happy birthday", they are automatically a toxic workplace.

Definition of toxic workplace. When it’s your birthday no one wishes you but when it’s other people’s birthday everyone wishes them. Yay! I hate my camp!

by toxic-workplace July 11, 2019

workplace canary

The person lowest on the hierarchy of your workplace, who is most likely the first one dismissed during a layoff. Other workers will use the workplace canary as a sign of an impending layoff.

John:Hey Jeff did you hear they laid off Mike today?
Jeff:Well that figures he was the workplace canary.
John: Damn, I guess we need to get our resumes updated.

by Adam Flores Jr. February 25, 2008

Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.

Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.

by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015

Applications And Workplace

A better math class for people who are not willing to waste 5 years of their life going to collage

Applications and Workplace math is great!

by WeedIsMeFriend October 3, 2016