Worcester is a mid-sized city in central MA. Worcester is best described as a city that has all the things you don't want in your city(i.e. crime, bad schools, bad roads, filthy industrial areas, numerous liberal arts colleges etc), and none of the things you do want in your city (i.e. nice restaurants, safe parks, culture, a downtown, something to do, etc). If you want to get an idea for what Worcester looks like, drive into a major city. There's a good chance you'll find yourself driving through a run down urban neighborhood that has an alarming number of sketchy looking take out places, far more bars than one would think could stay open and an uncomfortable urge to lock your doors. Imagine an area the size of a city like this. Toss in a dozen or so colleges, a few industrial areas, a couple sketchy parks and a "downtown" consisting of a half-dozen medium sized office buildings and an alarming number of drug dealers. Congrats, you're picturing Worcester.
Now all this doesn't necessarily add up to a bad thing, far from it. Worcester can actually be a wonderful place to live for some people. The key to being happy in Worcester is knowing what's wonderful about it and not minding what kinda sucks about it. If you're the kind of person who loves cheap and dirty apartments, cheap and dirty bars, cheap and dirty restaurants (especially diners, Worcester literally invented them), and cheap and dirty college students, well Worcester is just perfect for you.
Now all this doesn't necessarily add up to a bad thing, far from it. Worcester can actually be a wonderful place to live for some people. The key to being happy in Worcester is knowing what's wonderful about it and not minding what kinda sucks about it. If you're the kind of person who loves cheap and dirty apartments, cheap and dirty bars, cheap and dirty restaurants (especially diners, Worcester literally invented them), and cheap and dirty college students, well Worcester is just perfect for you.
"You live in Worcester?! Are you crazy?"
"Why not? There's three good pizza places, two good chinese places, eight bars and thirty seven dorm buildings within walking distance of my dirt cheap apartment."
"Why not? There's three good pizza places, two good chinese places, eight bars and thirty seven dorm buildings within walking distance of my dirt cheap apartment."
by puck0130 April 7, 2010
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(all the fish in that pond are addicted to heroine because of the needles that get thrown in the pond when drug users are done.)
(all the fish in that pond are addicted to heroine because of the needles that get thrown in the pond when drug users are done.)
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Worcester is called the "Heart of Massachusetts" because its in central MA. Worcester is littered with old factories, warehouses, and three decker houses. Worcester's claim to fame was a cold storage fire that killed 5 firefighters in december of 1999. Some famous people from Worcester include Comedian Denis Leary and activist Abbie Hoffman. Im from worcester and I plan on moving someday. There really are garbage storms too.
by JPJ January 31, 2004
Get the worcester mug.A fucking dump located in Massachussetts. Referred to by man as WOOSTA. Made famous by Adam Sandler in his hit skit "Toll Booth Willy." Ranked #1 in the top ten most undesirable places to live in the United States.
Sausage 1: Yo let's go to the bean down and drink mad brews.
Sausage 2: Fuck that. Lets go to Callahans in WOOSTA and drink some DOLLAH beers.
Sausage 2: Fuck that. Lets go to Callahans in WOOSTA and drink some DOLLAH beers.
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by Tiarobert January 11, 2008
Get the Worcester Wintercoat mug.A shithole of a town located near Boston. Full of any shitty race you can think of, the whole town looks like a land fill and the whole place in general is a toilet. If you go to Worcester, your gonna find out where this country is headed: down the shitter.
by Shitz January 14, 2008
Get the worcester mug.Worcester is one of the worst cities in Massachusetts.From murders to shootings and mostly stabbings to fights all over the place.Most shootings occur in Canteburry and GBV aka Great Brook Valley.The main places u dont wanna be in worcester is their projects like great brook valley, plummly village, lakside, washington heights, lincoln village, Upland Gardens aka upg, and wellington apartments.Other places to avoid is the whole main south area especially main st. and canteburry and vernon hill where all stabbings occur.And i wouldnt be found in cp aka crystal park at night get ur kuffi blown off.You know up in here aint no tellin what can happen to you.As far as schools go south high is the worst no white people go there just sum,mainly run by hispanics and blacks. The majority of the people in worcester is spanish and black and white.Yo shout out to my E.S.C niggas in worcester they taking over biggest gang in worcester it consist of GOONIES,Y.l.s,roogerz,b.g.,y.f.,fellas, and jooniez they all blood sets yo holla.
If you aint from the hood dont come in worcester.The other day some little fake nigga came we ran him out of worcester.
by Wor- town Warrior June 7, 2007
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