dingus in the wool

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.

I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?

by Jimdaly07 August 09, 2017

wool knot

Refers to the ball of fabric stuck in a hairy butt crack. Used to describe a person that is a social idiot.

You know him? Yeah, he's such a wool knot!

by Brian123 August 22, 2007

Wool puller

This term refers to a con artist, a bullshitter. One who tells stories or pulls the wool over ones eyes in attempts to gain something for him or herself, personally or in business.

Jobless Jane is quite the "wool puller", she bullshitted her friend into getting her 4 concert tickets with no intention of paying her back.

by Sawyersgirl September 01, 2016

wool hound

Womanizer. Guy that chases women. Refers to women's pubic area.

"Hey, I heard John got cheating on his his girlfriend." "Yeah, he was running around with two other women at the same time. He's always been such a wool hound."

by Lkmbum November 08, 2015

wool sweater

Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.

My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.

by tviasco May 27, 2010

pull wool

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.

I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.

by vwallac September 30, 2006

Pullin wool

Doing your best to fornicate with your woman of choice for the night.

"Stop texting me im pullin wool."

"Stop cockblocking me, I'm pullin wool."

by BMort and the Browns February 26, 2008