Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

woof

The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

by woof123 October 20, 2009

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 9, 2003

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

Woofed

To be extremely confused, unintelligent, or to be seen as dumb by many people.

Person 1: Did you here that Cole got a 16% on the last test?
Person 2: Yeah, that kid is so woofed but at least he's nice.

by Tiege17 January 26, 2017

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i am woofing you

by wooferest November 23, 2020

Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim

Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!

by jadeem May 13, 2011