woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

Cincinnati Woodpecker

When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.

I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.

by Dan L. May 17, 2006

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

two headed woodpecker

When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.

Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009