An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.
Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.
by Snowy Dragon February 16, 2007
When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.
by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021
by janicebuttknuckle February 19, 2010
by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015
When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker
I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush
by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017
Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.
Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."
by Dick B. Long June 11, 2010
by lil stunna March 15, 2007