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Wookie Pox 

Wookie Pox is the sickness that one gets after partying really hard for a week or so on Phish or Panic tour. You run your body really hard, stuff as many chemicals as you can into yourself and after the chemicals wear off the sickness sets in.
I just got back from a week on Phish tour, now I've got to call in to work sick due to wookie pox.
Wookie Pox by Warsaw wasraW June 15, 2009

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.
The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

stroke the wookie 

To have a wank
Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night
stroke the wookie by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Drain Wookie 

A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.
Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!
Drain Wookie by M Mac June 12, 2011

Wookie Tea Bag 

When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.
Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.

Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.

Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009