Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

A-Wood

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016

woods

Woods are the white guys in prison.

I gave message to the woods about you in county.

by Holly January 8, 2005

wooding

Is the art of masterbating in the woodland of Herefordshire. This activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.

James is off to go wooding with Winnie.

by Egg1234 June 13, 2007

Wood

A erect dick

Got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Bobbyshmurda May 22, 2015