Wonk

Wonk - past tense of wink.

He wonk his eye at me.

by Pickledpig Tweet July 21, 2018

cock wonk

Cock wonk is when a cock is bent or wonky.

‘You should see the cock wonk on this guy I’m seeing ‘

by Minx13s August 30, 2019

Wonk

The act of flushing one’s entire dick and balls down the toilet

Guy 1: Did you hear Steve got his nuts ripped off?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: He tried to Wonk in an airplane bathroom

by Tito “Dick” Dickman December 11, 2020

Saint wonk

When a zoot has some wonk to it

Wheeyyy ya dickhead, your zoots got saint wonk

by Saint Dawgy Dawg April 7, 2021

Smonk The Wonk

Slang for smoking weed.

Person 1: Yo bro, I like to smonk the wonk! I do it all the time.

Person 2: Sick, bro!

by Roggyboi September 22, 2018

wonk

Someone who professes to know a lot about something although they have no real-world qualifications. Used most often in regards to politics. It may be a well-schooled person, but one who has no real-world experience. I don't know why this is on UrbanDictionary since it's already in Webster's.

"The President is heading toward war despite protests among the political wonks."

"Even the most enlightened music wonks still can't understand why rap is a $100 billion industry."

by Ramblin Man August 26, 2004

principled policy wonk

Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.

I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.

by Heyseed June 2, 2008