Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

Geoff Wigington

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

wining

A sexy Caribbean dance performed by women. Much better than twerking.

Rihanna was wining to T pain for Usain Bolt

by jufrang November 22, 2013

knob and tube wiring

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

wiiings

Redbull's alternative word for wings so they have a reason to not get sued for not actually giving people wings.

Me: I'm sueing you because it doesn't give me wings
Redbull: No, we said it gives you wiiings

by SDAmuzus December 25, 2017

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009