perverted fantasy wingman

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.

It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.

by RIMBoy March 26, 2007

wingman

The wingman is your best friend to party with because he is always up for anything and is ridicafunbut is also incredibly skilled at preventing you from making an ass of yourself by any means necessary up to and including getting just a little drunker or doing something just a little crazier to draw attention away from you. Most often achieves goal of saving your reputation by convincing you to leave wherever you are with the promise of going somewhere way more fun where everyone is hotter.

You: Dude, I'm going to challenge my boss to a beer chugging contest.
Wingman: Too easy, he doesn't stand a chance. Let's hit the nudie bar and do shots instead.

by Lucky Jodi March 23, 2007

wingman

opposite of a cockblocker the wingman will prevent male and female cockblockers from the pointman who is macking. a wingman may be the best thing to have in order to get what you want from women

wingman steps into the bar and covers the grenade and or cockblockers while waiting for the next moves in the game with the pointman so they both can score.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 19, 2006

wingman

Someone who goes along with their friend on a date so that when their friend picks up the hot girl the wingman gets stuck with her ugly friend. A very noble job and guys usually switch off wingmen at different clubs. See fall on the grenade.

So buy her a beer, its the reason your here, mighty wingman.
Youre taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.
WIIIIINNGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAN....

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 22, 2003

wingwench

An accommodating lady-friend who does her utmost to get you laid.

Steph's a great wingwench; no way I'd have gotten anywhere with that girl last night without her.

by Devilslittlechicken October 14, 2014

wingman magnet

an ugly girl who automatically attracts the wingman because she is the ugliest of the group.

Oh no, look it's Fat Mabel the wingman magnet. umm yeah, you're taking care of her while i get face time with any other monster that weighs less than 2,000 lbs.

by d.d. Pablo 2 February 10, 2010

kamikaze wingman

a wingman who takes a major hit for the team by taking the fugly, nasty and/or fat grenade.

Jeff is the greatest wingman of all time. He'll always offer to go on those suicide missions and kamikaze wingman for me with those heffalump bitches.

by brokedownman August 5, 2010