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A series of Operating Systems (OS) created by Microsoft running from Windows 96 to the current incarnation Windows Vista. A little known fact about Windows (and Microsoft programs in general) is that you should wait 2-8 weeks before buying or installing it so that the company can work out the inevitable bugs.

While Windows systems are presumed to fail, this is mostly due to idiots who don't read up on a system before installing it.
I've used Windows since I was a kid and it's never failed me before.

Windows and Mac OS both have bugs, but at least on a pc it's an entirely dyi fix.
by a#dominant December 16, 2007
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A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..
ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"
by Guru June 15, 2003
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Aaaargh...... It chrashes every five minutes or so!!!!!!!!
by peacelovinhippy May 23, 2003
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A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.
by AYB April 04, 2003
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A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.
X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems.
Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.
by changa February 22, 2005
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The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.
The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.
by John Connor August 17, 2003
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a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.

in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.
dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!
by l0rdn1k0|\| April 18, 2006
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